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Chicago Reports 40 Tragic Bullet Accidents Over Weekend

Babylon Bee - Satire | Published on 12/30/2021
CHICAGO, IL—Thanksgiving weekend is a time of family gatherings and gratitude in the windy city. This weekend, however, the holiday was marred by 40 tragic bullet accidents. According to reports, five of the accidental bullet-to-body incidents were fatal.